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PhoenixRider
12th April 2009, 06:33 AM
A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."
Source (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3275215.html)

This is so insanely awesome, that I bookmarked this.

CDFA
12th April 2009, 06:39 AM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z135/ubascuba/applause.gif

ClericLordLeo
12th April 2009, 07:06 AM
Suicide Fail.

pyrofyr
12th April 2009, 07:18 AM
**** yeah, awesome.

Probably landed in all that SNOW THEY HAB.

firewizardjt
12th April 2009, 08:57 AM
Fail at failing = Epic win

Zait
12th April 2009, 09:49 AM
Some guy wanted to jump off a 10 story building, but since his apartment was only 5 stories high, he jumped twice!

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