Name your fave way to kill somone

[ChaosDragoon]

Yes I'm that bored

Gota Say Dagger



~Edit~ K then This is dead if you post ravid zombie Mushrooms Will push you off a cliff into a cloud of pstiside that tastes like a boring math book so say the Dragoon.

[Artificial Actuality]

Killing people isn't high on my to-do list.

Sorry for being so uncool. >_>;

[Bassz]

MAN, you should have done an option like "boring to death" or "push off the cliff while whistling" OR say "Thats not really pesticide, its concentrated apples! REALLY!" then I would vote on something :evil:

[Parallax]

If you ignore the poll, this topic is pretty decent.

I like to get rid of people anyway possible, I don't care too much about how I go about it.

[Turles]

I'd rather use my bare hands/fists.

[Anonymous]

Swords, knives, kunai's, ninja stars, and probably a huge 2handed sword to probably cut the guy to a million shreds.

[konnan57]

i would say dagger. like in splinter cell ct i run around and slit peoples throat

[AsianHeart]

that is evvvilll.XD

edit:

I'LL KILL SOMEONE WITH A RUBBER BAND....



Dun Dun Dun....

[Ataraxia]

The perfect way to kill someone is with an icicle (in real life). Why? Because it's sharp enough to go through bones (sometimes anyways - at least strong enough to puncture skin + internal organs). Plus, there's no fingerprints because the icicle melts away ... so you literally get away with murder.

*ahem*
I'm not saying I have killed someone or thought about it though.
It's just a logical response..

[ChameleonMS]

I couldn't vote on you pole because I would prefer to use a rusty spoon.

[Leingod]

a rusty dagger for slow and torturous death of the victim :twisted:

[Caranthir]

You should of put an "Other" option in the poll for these... creative minds.

I'd kill someone with a spork. It's just common sense.

[JuCi]

I'd kill someone in the bathroom, take the body out and lock the door after cleaning it up. Then, I'd look for a graveyard that's had a fresh grave dug and dig it back up a bit and burry the other body there along with whatever implements I'd used to dispatch the victim.

But that's only if I'd wanna kill someone, and I don't want to kill anyone. Honest. >____________>

[Caranthir]

I'd kill someone in the bathroom, take the body out and lock the door after cleaning it up. Then, I'd look for a graveyard that's had a fresh grave dug and dig it back up a bit and burry the other body there along with whatever implements I'd used to dispatch the victim.

But that's only if I'd wanna kill someone, and I don't want to kill anyone. Honest. >____________>

Lies! You did it to Jerry, you...

[JuCi]

Hey, Jerry had it commin to him for a long time!

<_______<;;

:: Watches his innocence fly out the window. ::

[Caranthir]

He was my brother, my brother!
I'll vanquish you from existence with this spork. Touché.

[JuCi]

Alright, alright; if you want revenge, then so be it.

But I think you should use the bathroom first. No sense in killing on a full bladder, right?...

[Caranthir]

That makes a whole lot of sense to me.
Now just wait here whilst I make myself completely vulnerable in the bathroom, oblivious to the fact your have a loaded glock in your hand.

[JuCi]

:: Casually tosses the Glock into a laundry hamper and stretches. :: I have no clue what you're talking about. You're crazy... (F3)

[Caranthir]

:: Casually tosses the Glock into a laundry hamper and stretches. :: I have no clue what you're talking about. You're crazy... (F3)

Stop. Hammertime.

[Kitsuneyasha]

My favorite way to kill someone would be to give someone a quick blow to the temple with a cudgel of some sort. maybe a pipe. the dull thud following the assault would leave me smiling for weeks.

[Magikcookies]

Can I use my weenee?

[RedBlueBandit]

I'd kill someone with a polar bear. XP

[Megadeus]

it doesn't have an option saying "Smash their head on the wall/floor until they die".

I would either:
Slice n Dice (sword, dagger, sharp meter stick, w/e)
Smash (chair over head, repeated smashing with blunt object)
or
push in front of a MOVING vehicle.

[aleckykay]

this topic is old >>
anyway if i had to kill someone i would use some sort of sharp object. because i think they are shiny :twisted:

[RedBlueBandit]

Polar bear... (I said that twice now)
Then I would see my victim in pain and agony. :twisted:

[Magikcookies]

*****

[LonelyPker]

i would murder the person who revived this thread.

[Magikcookies]

Does anyone notic my post?


*****!

[Argh]

revive this topic again and you wont have kids

[Bassz]

i would murder the person who revived this thread.
You can kill Magikcookies. Almost all old posts were revived by him x]

[aokaces]

lol

[Argh]

anyone post in this thread again i will personally find out where you live and rip off your balls

EDIT: btw thats my fav way to kill som1......

[Bassz]

anyone post in this thread again i will personally find out where you live and rip off your balls

EDIT: btw thats my fav way to kill som1......

Plis, no steal my balls.

[Derr]

I would love to take my claws and rip there eyeballs out, then poor hot wax into their sockets, then slowely peel there skin off and roll them around in salt. Then I would cut their toes and fingers off, rip out there hair, strap hot coal to their feet and make them jump up and down, then pull out their teeth, cut out their tounge, cut off their ears, slice them up, slit there throat, and then eat some cake.

Good thing it's not legal! ^___^

[Argh]

I would love to take my claws and rip there eyeballs out, then poor hot wax into their sockets, then slowely peel there skin off and roll them around in salt. Then I would cut their toes and fingers off, rip out there hair, strap hot coal to their feet and make them jump up and down, then pull out their teeth, cut out their tounge, cut off their ears, slice them up, slit there throat, and then eat some cake.

Good thing it's not legal! ^___^

OMG VICIOUS
but i can be even more vicious...
i would love to take my sister's cellphone and show it to everyone...
(is filled with photos of herself at least 30 pics of herself posing)
i wanted to throw up T_T

[Magikcookies]

I love coookies:D

[Argh]

I love coookies:D
i will enjoy ripping your balls off

[Artificial Actuality]

i would murder the person who revived this thread.
You can kill Magikcookies. Almost all old posts were revived by him x]

Not to mention that he's grossly immature.

Topic locked.

Stop reviving topics, or else. :|