How many tanks does it take to **** up an entire Korean army?
One. The Leviathan.
Butts.
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how can you tell if a blond is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pencil
A Greek, Irishman, Portuguese, Spaniard, and Italian spend the evening drinking at a bar. Who picks up the tab?
The German
噢如果超人会飞
那就让我在空中停一停歇
再次俯瞰这个世界
会让我觉得好一些
哦拯救地球好累
虽然有些疲惫但我还是会
不要问我哭过了没
因为超人不能有眼泪