The Chat Thread

[BarelyAwake]

Bah. God should only be viewed as a hot female so you can get all bothered and stuff while thinking about supernatural things.Also, I'm hating this iPad that I'm borrowing for vacation. You can't watch Hulu or YouTube half the time because they want you to buy an app for watching a show that would otherwise be free, and for the life of me I can't find the brackets to quote or link.


debatingchristianity.com/forum/pda/thread.php?topic_id=4432

urgh, it didn't link. But yea, that's why god is obviously a girl.

You are so dumb, if god is real (big if) God would not be male or female, God is a God. Although God could chose to take the form of any sex or species he would be without his own (sex or species).

[Omar Ranger]

[Tesiqurasa]

guess who

[ithrow4luk]

[Tesiqurasa]

Someone wrote a poem about neckbeards

No, no, no, -he doesn't even have nerves of steel. No
point asking him to save you, ma'am, he's more likely to rescue
rain from the street. Born on your block, not Krypton, he's
terror with a capital T, the beautiful mind you
vain dames can't see for the mascara on your lashes. You saw
exactly nothing when you clapped eyes on him, a nerdy
zip, not even head of the class, just skulking in the back, a
brilliant light in a room full of blind men. But when he rises, havoc
descends on the world, lightning storms blister the earth, for he
fears nothing, feels nothing, sees everything. From the beginning
he's been a juggernaut, crushing everything in his path, from the Hindi
Jagannath, Lord of the World, a guise of the god Vishnu. A dark
Lex Luthor was more what I was thinking than Superman, ma'am.

[bulmabriefs144]

You are so dumb, if god is real (big if) God would not be male or female, God is a God. Although God could chose to take the form of any sex or species he would be without his own (sex or species).

Bah, if gawd were really like us though he'd / she'd want sex all the time.

Stuck in VA beach outskirts for the week. Watching a Harry potter marathon. David Tennant is in movie four. He plays an awesome crazed post-teenage son, I kept imagining him saying something outta Doctor Who tho. He was great in the scene where they were about to accuse him of being a Death Eater and you could see him slowly sneaking toward the door.

My sis brought her baby along the first part of the week. He was cute so long as he wasn't slobbering on something or taking an enormous dump in his pants. I don't understand the whole 'terrible twos' unless you're a control freak the worst you have to worry about is the free will asserting itself. The point before that when you have to deal with incontinence and the child crying at all hours without being able to tell what it wants is MUCH worse just from seeing secondhand. I'd not have children but might consider adopting them once they're past the diaper stage. Bleh.

[Sayo]

Whoa.. NSFW bro.

[ithrow4luk]

[BarelyAwake]

Check out his new album, 'God forgives, I eat'.

heard it was delicous.


Also, rappers aren't that rich. All the cars on cribs now-a-days are rented.

[kaglover1]

wat's up people