Reply With QuoteDr. Heisenberg was driving when he got caught by a cop. The cop asked him how fast he thought he was going. Dr. Heisenberg replied, " I don't know, but I know where I am!"
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Dr. Heisenberg was driving when he got caught by a cop. The cop asked him how fast he thought he was going. Dr. Heisenberg replied, " I don't know, but I know where I am!"
Originally Posted by BarelyAwake
In a bar, a man was sitting alone with his drink. A fat, old man came up to him and said
"I did your mum."
Everyone was expecting a fight to break out, but the man simply ignored the remark, so the fat dude just walked away.
A few minutes later, the fat guy came back and said
"I did your mum last night and it was gooooooood."
Again, everyone was expecting a brawl, but the man just ignored him again, so the fat man walked back to his seat.
Another few minutes later, the fat man walked back and said
"I'm going to do your mum tomorrow night."
The man stood up, and this time, everyone was expecting the fat guy to receive a fist in the face. The man who had been on the receiving end of the taunts said
"Go home, you're drunk again, dad."
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