Reply With QuoteA brief history of Ervala:
6000 years ago **** went down.
More to this after I'm done binge-playing the GW2 expansion.
Starscape Earth Origin
0kay so basically their are 12 twelve G0d(praisebeuntothem)-like entities basically named after the Western Zodiac signs but not really twelve because the planet the humans live on is basically is something like a G0d(praisebeuntothem)-like entity too which is what powas elemental wEApoNs and attacks dat the humans cast that aren't linked to Zodiac powa and their is also 1nother G0d(praisebeuntothem)-like entity based on a a 13th thirteenth Zodiac called Ophiuchus and all the other Zodiac signs don't like and Earth like either because come on Ophiuchus' name sounds like a dutchbag and so in total theirs like 14 fourteen entities but not really because their is probably another 14 entities sitting around based on the Eastern Zodiac and they're Eastern Earth and they're Eastern dutchbag anyways so before the Earth became the Earth the Earth was like a Zodiac sign but not really a Zodiac sign and the Earth was all like, "imma be a big blue pumpkin whatever the heck a pumpkin is" and so the Earth became the Earth with water plants water plants and animals and all that stuff and all is good except all is not good because evolution did its thing and humans evolved from australopithecus but guess what whose name sounds like australopithecus you guessed it Ophiuchus and everyEntity think He did it but He didn't did it becaus evolution did it and noEntity likes Ophiuchus no more but there eventually find out Ophiuchus didnt do it but they dont care and still dont like him no more and anyways dats how Earth and humans came to be and dont worry the stars are normal stars and thats where light and darkness and the sky comes from theres no Noah's Ark stuff that created the water sky light and darkness not late cuz 1 one hour rewind daylight rescuing time dont shame [/bakkoi]
by Cryopon
A brief history of Ervala:
6000 years ago **** went down.
More to this after I'm done binge-playing the GW2 expansion.
Butts.
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Delaying challenge due date until this Friday.
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