Hey, this may seem crazy, but....here's my number!....call me maybe?
Happy Birthday, want some sex? I can't believe I am 2 years your senior.
yes, most definitely
im so sorry....will my n00dz cheer you up?
failing at trigonometry
wut R yoo up 2 brohan?
pork chops
Damn, I am hella cubed.
internet is for squares
I agree with Luis.