The other day I saw a bear a great big bear a way up there I looked at him he looked at me I sized him up he sized up me and then he said you'd better run I see you ain't got any gun and so I ran away from there but right behind me was that bear and up ahead I saw a tree a great big tree oh glory be and so I jumped into the air but I missed that branch a way up there I heard a crack I heard a crunch that great big bear had me for lunch...
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