I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Location:
over the Middle East dropping my payload
Interests:
ELIMINATING TERRORISTS
Occupation:
Hell Copter
MapleStory Server:
Bera
MapleStory IGN:
omarXRanger
MapleStory Class:
Bow Master
MapleStory Level:
180
MapleStory Guild:
HiddenStreet
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Originally Posted by kaglover1
Thanks to Omar. I'm never posting in chat thread again
Originally Posted by kaglover1
President, Barack Obama from the United States of America. African American, Michelle Obama might have been a slave in the past.
Originally Posted by kaglover1
Be prepared to blow up your pants, I won't be the same until next week
Originally Posted by kaglover1
But now I'm like screw that, I'm skipping to the part where Bella finally combines with Edward