Infectornaut
Beginner

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."