Introduce yourself here and bore us with your daring exploits of avoiding hackers and people who tell you to cc pl0x.
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Introduce yourself here and bore us with your daring exploits of avoiding hackers and people who tell you to cc pl0x.
Okay, so once there was this noob who was trying to kill this green snail.
He had only Only 4 HP left, not much, but probably enough to kill the snail.
He was prepared, hands are all sweaty, he can feel the handle, slowly gliding off his hand.
He just must kill the snail, for the sake of his life, is on this battle.
The snail inched forward, as the noob moved backwards, soon, his back touched the rim of your screen. Damn it, he thought to himself, cornered.
If he doesn't strike now, it will be too late, but if he swung and miss, the snail would touch him with its slimey body, inflcting 1 damage on him. But this is not worth hitting the snail for.
Then, he thought of an ingenious idea. Ding!
He jumped over, swooshed, and slashed the snail, hoping that he hadn't missed, he landed on the other side of the snail.
The snail got hit! 3 damage was inflicted! But even though, he had scraped his knee while he land, boom, 1 damage.
With the score of 5-3 snail lead, the noob know that be must be careful, because one false move could cost his life.
This was way too intense for the noob, he know that he was going to die anyway, so why not risk it? He rushed toward the snail, and swung as hard as he could. Whiteness flashes before his eyes.
He landed on his face, causing mud to seep into his eye sockets. Doosh, 2 more damage. He had only one HP left.
As he picked the mud off his eyes, he notice a figure infront of him, it was a very sexy cleric, he had introduced himself as LMKM. " Hello there ", he said, " you almost died back there, but I whacked the mean old snail on the head with my staff, and saved your life ".
The noob can't think of anything to say, but..
OMG YOU FCKING KSED ME, I ALMOST WON! YOU FCKING NOOB! CC, DAMN YOU, I GUNNA DEFAME YOU WITH MY LEVEL 170 PRO! SCREW YOU, CC!
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I hope that was a good enough story for you.
That, was pure genius.
LMAO! :lol:
Best story ever!
i know a better story:
Once upon a time
there was a kid named krndevil (im not gonna use my real name.)
he was a coolest guy ever.
the end. el fin.
Wow That was F'ing Hillarious xD GeniousQuote:
Originally Posted by LoveMehKissMeh
XD must admit- that was the best maplestory ..story ever written.
Too bad he didn't write it himself.
I read it on GameFAQs whenever "Official" launched.
Funny, none-the-less though. I was literally "LOL"ing the first time I read it back then.
It was funny...then James ruined it, so it isnt funny anymore.
Lol?Quote:
Originally Posted by let_her_burn
I don't go to GameFAQs, sorry, I'm sure other people have written stories as well, no two can be alike.
omgnoobyouksme D:
Figures.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoveMehKissMeh
No one likes to be wrong now-a-days.
LOL GRAT STORU U GOT THAR I BET NO ONE WOULD HAB THOUGHT OF DAT 1!!!!
Im always right.
I'm a new guy here.
So, like, hi.
I'm the hilarity guy. :P
I just messed with you Adam We.
i thought this was the intro thread ...like every post should go like this
hey my name is pony (or at least thats what EVERYBODY calls me)
besides maple im into magic the gathering tattoos and cloths
im origanally from the UK (wales to be exact) ...but now i live on the east coast of the states (North philly |PA ALL DAY to be exact again =])
umm ...im 21 years old currently practically engaged ...i got to a lil state school univeristy majoring in computer science and im STRAIGHT EDGE TO THE BONE
no ?? mabye im wrong
Good deal Pony.
Im Andy, i live in Woodland California, im 19 years old, everyone loves me.
my name is shawn. i live in phily.(im too lazy to change the location,i will probably do it when i get new avatar, or a new sig for that matter.)im 14 years old, 15 this october.
I was hunting Octopus legs when a girl called me to 'ccplz.' I asked her what it meant and she told me it meant, 'Change channel please.' I thanked her and cced.
Regretfully, 40+ levels later, I'm still being forced to cc, being KSed and being called vulgarities for an everyday living. I'm also poor, with no good equips, little scrolling luck and little luck with drops. My friends die off from time to time, and I have hardly anyone to talk with.
Regardless, I continue on. One day I shall conquer!
My real name is Bertha. This is my picture
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/bab358/tu-odonnell.jpg
Hello, I have big ***** I like pie.
P.S. I am not XeroSilas.
It's his friend. :roll:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f341/bab358/tu-odonnell.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by XeroChrisX
me too
Chris, try and think of other names then copying me. You made ChrisButtonX, MilkBoyX, then you made XeroChrisX. -__-; -sigh-
make your name citrus123, that wiould be cool
Hi, I'm JJ! I've been playing Maple Story since just after Beta ended (my brother played during Beta) and I play on Bera!
On Bera, I have a level 54 Cleric, a level 35 Assassin, and a level 25 Warrior! My cleric is currently guildless, and I'm hoping that I can find a guild to join on Hidden Street! I also have a level 20 Archer on Khaini who is in the guild Kami.
I live in Canada, am 15 years old and in Grade 9, and enjoy playing hockey and hanging out with friends!
Well, that's me in a nutshell.
Whoa... so this is the new Intro thread now? Was there ever an Intro thread? I think I remembered one before the website changed....
Anyway, I'm gwee. I'm an old hag with a passion for fiddling around with pianos.
Hiya all! I am a new player on MS and new here too (no! u serious? ¬¬) er... I really dunno what to say here... ¬¬
So... Let's talk about my char:
IGN: Piauzito
Job: Ice/Lit
World: Khaini
Guild: Was deleted =( (it used to be Ambrosia, but it suddenly disapeared)
Level: 3X (32, almost going 33)
I suppose I should post here, seeing as how I'm new (although I've posted elsewhere a few times already).
Right, well, all my info and such you can see to the left. I play my hunter exclusively, although I lvl my mule perma beginner using the exchange quest. I'm 16, and quite addicted to Maple. Blah blah, yadda yadda...
Oh, and to any of you lvl 30+ looking for a good guild, keep an eye out for 'Question' in Orbis Station. I've already created it, but I've yet to begin recruiting.
Yep, my HP should be restored by now... I gotta get back to the genocide of those oh so cute jr. yetis...
Hi, my name is Zylek, and I'm a Maple-holic.
Just one thing, do NEVER, i said NEVER Douuble post again, if you want to say something more please use the edit button, and welcome. ^^
wow... chill.
Hm new intro thread? Dead today at work so I'll give this a go...
uhm..
Hey there, names Jennifer [aka JungMee]- and I live in the USA. I'm 23yrs young and not ashamed I play Maple Story. I'm Korean - but I have a thick NJ/NYC accent [Sopranos FTW] I have an identical twin sister! [psychic powers yes!] I love NX items and probably spend far too much on NX [okay I DO spend too much, heh] I've got a good job, but work far too long hours. :(
I love traveling - especially to London, England UK. One day I plan on relocating there to live.
I play Maple because it's a great stress and tension reliever. I work with a bunch of tools that have nothing better to do during the day than to annoy the fck outta me :) So it's always good to come home and be able to *hit* a few things to take out some anger. Also I play because it's a way to "hang out" with my twin sister who's now married and moved to a different state, as well as my best friend who lives in London, England.
.....I also enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic candle light dinners :P
Im PhoenixRider...oh my real name?...k...Im Barento Mohammed, I live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada Im 14 years old and im in grade 9.
IGN: Gangstarzboy------HezzbolIah
Job: Ice/lightning wiz----Warrior
LVL: 41----------------- 27
World:Windia------------Broa
Guild:Republic-----------None
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Hey every1. (Boys&Girls). Heres a little something about me...
Name: Anthony
Nash: Vietnamese (Asian)
Country: Australia
Age: 1x.
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IGN: iPOPxD
Job: Bowman
Level: 2x-3x
World: Bellocan
Guild: ~
Once upon a time............THE END.
my name is khalil, i am arab, i was borned at 29/09/1990 (16.5 years old for the peoples who hate math...), i live in israel, i love playing the computer, watching tv, playing ball(*cough*basketball >.<), i like music, and i love you :)
i borned at israel, but i hate peoples in israel, make me sick.
I don't think I've ever introduced myself here.
Hi, I am Iph.
That good enough? Or should I add that my age is 16, I live in Norway and... Wait, I just added that now -in some way... o_o
Hello,
Not so many SEA players are here but oh what the heck.
Hello, my name's Fiez. I'm currently in Malaysia. I'm an Asian, once lived in Canada (how I missed me old friends T_T). I'm 16 years old. Turning 17 on Oct. Not an active player since school started 3 weeks ago. (for us in M'sia). I like everything I do to be a perfect.
OK that's all for the simple intro. Hope to see y'all Bootes players ingame. :)
Dying of boredom at work like Jen so here goes (even though I've been here forever):
Call me Vee. Everyone does. I'm over 20 and I'm Andy's stalker.
>_> Maybe not.
Still, I live in England, Maple or CSI fills my evenings (I have an unhealthy obsession with Gil Grissom), Hidden Street spamming makes my workday go faster and I'm sexy.
NEXT!
Im Andy, i constantly get stalked by the one called CountessZero, but i dont mind...shes hot.
I love in Woodland California, my phone number in my sig will be working soon so you can call me, and thats about it. BAI!