I guess this means you're not madly in love with me, are you, Ulyana? :(
But all those signs! You totally sent me the wrong message.
I actually find that I think a lot of girls are attracted to me who I know aren't. A bit of Orwellian doublethink there. Probably has something to do with me projecting my own feelings onto other people. Not too fond of relationships anyway. (Why do I keep talking in fragments?)