Something hit me today, Couldn't a permanoob do actual decent damage?
Assume unlimited Funding here:
Black Crystal Blade 99 W.A 50+ Acc 7 slots fast speed clean. (common)
+ 7 that for attack
Scarlion Hat (Str) Obvious 17/15/15/15 19 Accuracy Clean (common)
Sauna robe Scrolled for Str (Or Dex if + 75 or so accuracy from those equips aren't adequate)
Attack Scrolled Mushking Glove/Goddess Wristband (If OPQ is possible for beginners) If neither available Red WG+5
Red Christmas Sock/Face Stompers
Any Str Cape.
I assume this would require an immense amount of money but think about it with all of that attack, I think a perma noob could respectable damage.