Originally Posted by
LoveMehKissMeh
Okay, so once there was this noob who was trying to kill this green snail.
He had only Only 4 HP left, not much, but probably enough to kill the snail.
He was prepared, hands are all sweaty, he can feel the handle, slowly gliding off his hand.
He just must kill the snail, for the sake of his life, is on this battle.
The snail inched forward, as the noob moved backwards, soon, his back touched the rim of your screen. Damn it, he thought to himself, cornered.
If he doesn't strike now, it will be too late, but if he swung and miss, the snail would touch him with its slimey body, inflcting 1 damage on him. But this is not worth hitting the snail for.
Then, he thought of an ingenious idea. Ding!
He jumped over, swooshed, and slashed the snail, hoping that he hadn't missed, he landed on the other side of the snail.
The snail got hit! 3 damage was inflicted! But even though, he had scraped his knee while he land, boom, 1 damage.
With the score of 5-3 snail lead, the noob know that be must be careful, because one false move could cost his life.
This was way too intense for the noob, he know that he was going to die anyway, so why not risk it? He rushed toward the snail, and swung as hard as he could. Whiteness flashes before his eyes.
He landed on his face, causing mud to seep into his eye sockets. Doosh, 2 more damage. He had only one HP left.
As he picked the mud off his eyes, he notice a figure infront of him, it was a very sexy cleric, he had introduced himself as LMKM. " Hello there ", he said, " you almost died back there, but I whacked the mean old snail on the head with my staff, and saved your life ".
The noob can't think of anything to say, but..
OMG YOU FCKING KSED ME, I ALMOST WON! YOU FCKING NOOB! CC, DAMN YOU, I GUNNA DEFAME YOU WITH MY LEVEL 170 PRO! SCREW YOU, CC!
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I hope that was a good enough story for you.
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