Someone wrote a poem about neckbeards
No, no, no, -he doesn't even have nerves of steel. No
point asking him to save you, ma'am, he's more likely to rescue
rain from the street. Born on your block, not Krypton, he's
terror with a capital T, the beautiful mind you
vain dames can't see for the mascara on your lashes. You saw
exactly nothing when you clapped eyes on him, a nerdy
zip, not even head of the class, just skulking in the back, a
brilliant light in a room full of blind men. But when he rises, havoc
descends on the world, lightning storms blister the earth, for he
fears nothing, feels nothing, sees everything. From the beginning
he's been a juggernaut, crushing everything in his path, from the Hindi
Jagannath, Lord of the World, a guise of the god Vishnu. A dark
Lex Luthor was more what I was thinking than Superman, ma'am.
Spoiler!
Bah, if gawd were really like us though he'd / she'd want sex all the time.
Stuck in VA beach outskirts for the week. Watching a Harry potter marathon. David Tennant is in movie four. He plays an awesome crazed post-teenage son, I kept imagining him saying something outta Doctor Who tho. He was great in the scene where they were about to accuse him of being a Death Eater and you could see him slowly sneaking toward the door.
My sis brought her baby along the first part of the week. He was cute so long as he wasn't slobbering on something or taking an enormous dump in his pants. I don't understand the whole 'terrible twos' unless you're a control freak the worst you have to worry about is the free will asserting itself. The point before that when you have to deal with incontinence and the child crying at all hours without being able to tell what it wants is MUCH worse just from seeing secondhand. I'd not have children but might consider adopting them once they're past the diaper stage. Bleh.
Last edited by bulmabriefs144; 12th October 2012 at 10:00 PM.
Whoa.. NSFW bro.