Originally Posted by
Elixer
Here's a list of things you can do to become a mac daddy of MS.
1. Wear really bad clothes like the wife beater you start out with and sandals. Girls will feel bad for you and go out with you.
2. Don't go for girls who don't have NX. This obviously means that they're poor in real life and therefore deserve to be made fun of, not talked to.
3. Make sure she looks like your real girlfriend, or if you don't have a real one, like Avril Lavigne.
4. Ask her out while she's walking by you, and if she says no, follow her to where she trains and KS her for hours on end. If she logs off, make sure to stay online and continually type /find <Insert new GF's name here> until she comes back.
5. Send her a marriage proposal.
6. Tell her that you'll give her 9 sets of ilbis if she marries you in a marriage she paid for, and when she asks for the ilbis, say "Oh yeah, turns out those weren't ilbis, just gas."
7. Tell her that if you could get her character out of the comp, you'd cyber her for days.
8. Sometimes long chats with your newly found GF will help persuade her. I recommend the subject Women's Rights, and how to get rid of them.
9. Make sure she talks lik dis. grls dat tlk lik dis meens dat dey hav 2 do othr thngs so mst tlk quikly.
10. After you get your girl, constantly remind her that she's ugly and no one else will ever want her or talk to her so that she doesn't leave you.
I swear these work, I once got a girl to do F5 at me.