Reply With Quoteget a GF in real life and get her to play maple story. >.>
if you cant, it means you fail iRL and you should be a monk
wao, i thought that one was supposed to be obvious :D
holy crap your other guide, the opposite of this guide is go fricking ***....Originally Posted by Elixer
Go out for level 180? thats like going out with tiger.
STEAM: iWeezy
get a GF in real life and get her to play maple story. >.>
if you cant, it means you fail iRL and you should be a monk
wao, i thought that one was supposed to be obvious :D
um like just wow. i seriously wasnt at all shocked by this. Its definitely an Elixer post lol.
Gave me a good laugh. i might try all these steps, maybe some girl is like really attracted to this lol
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Originally Posted by Elixer
Here's a list of things you can do to become a mac daddy of MS.
1. Wear really bad clothes like the wife beater you start out with and sandals. Girls will feel bad for you and go out with you.
2. Don't go for girls who don't have NX. This obviously means that they're poor in real life and therefore deserve to be made fun of, not talked to.
3. Make sure she looks like your real girlfriend, or if you don't have a real one, like Avril Lavigne.
4. Ask her out while she's walking by you, and if she says no, follow her to where she trains and KS her for hours on end. If she logs off, make sure to stay online and continually type /find <Insert new GF's name here> until she comes back.
5. Send her a marriage proposal.
6. Tell her that you'll give her 9 sets of ilbis if she marries you in a marriage she paid for, and when she asks for the ilbis, say "Oh yeah, turns out those weren't ilbis, just gas."
7. Tell her that if you could get her character out of the comp, you'd cyber her for days.
8. Sometimes long chats with your newly found GF will help persuade her. I recommend the subject Women's Rights, and how to get rid of them.
9. Make sure she talks lik dis. grls dat tlk lik dis meens dat dey hav 2 do othr thngs so mst tlk quikly.
10. After you get your girl, constantly remind her that she's ugly and no one else will ever want her or talk to her so that she doesn't leave you.
I swear these work, I once got a girl to do F5 at me.
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its best way to keep girls away from you in MS
Nothing gets past you sleuths.
Now, everyone shut the hell up and let this thread die (it's currently at the top, so me posting doesn't make a difference).
nah.. you still suck.
STEAM: iWeezy
I lol's reading some parts of this, Did he really do this?
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