Make a dumb wish Foundation

[zigkid3]

I wish I had something to do.

granted. you get to wait 5 hours in line at the dmv

i wish i was the coolest person on this forum.

[slightlyoddguy]

granted. you get to wait 5 hours in line at the dmv

i wish i was the coolest person on this forum.

Granted. You're now black.

I wish I had a job.

[Lilly]

Granted. You now work at Subway. I wish I could think of something to wish for. >_<

[krnboy1009]

Granted, you wish to be a whore.

I wish I was playing in NHL.

[slightlyoddguy]

Granted, you wish to be a whore.

I wish I was playing in NHL.

Denied. Instead, you stay at home and browse /s/.

I wish I could fly.

[aaaaaa]

Denied. Instead, you stay at home and browse /s/.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You're now black.

I wish I had a job.

that was hilaruious
Wish granted but ur only allowed to fly to your car
i wish my cat was a panther who likes me

[Raen]

i wish my cat was a panther who likes me

Granted. He likes you... for dinner.

I wish I had mad money so I could stay home with the kids.

(rofl @ wish I was the coolest. Granted. You're black.)

[aaaaaa]

Granted. He likes you... for dinner.

I wish I had mad money so I could stay home with the kids.

(rofl @ wish I was the coolest. Granted. You're black.)

granted but u have to use all the money on food
I wish i had dots...

[Gloomy]

No dots for you.
I wish I had a cookie.

[slightlyoddguy]

No dots for you.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted. But it's moldy. =P



I wish I had a kitty.