Flat, lifeless hair.

[Artificial Actuality]

THAT'S RIGHT, CHILDREN.

My hair is flatter than [metaphor], and I hate it.

I got it cut into layers the last time I went for a haircut, though, and it helped make it slightly more fluffy and stuff.

Does anyone know any ways that I could make my hair be more uh.. volume-ized.. that doesn't involve using gel or something like that? I don't like putting things in my hair, it makes it less inviting to touch.

[penguinzrock]

Sounds like you have a case of: NORMALITY

To get rid of such effects, quickly dunk your hair in a giant vat of Gell-O, put your hair in some sort of style+5, and let it dry.

OR

Start a World War. It's what Hitler did. And everyone knows Hitler had dull, flat, SATANIC, greasy hair.

Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of not lots of acne! What're you going to do next?

[chupike]

I always say to auntie:
Auntie lah, err spike my hair, then layer my back and the sideburns, and cut a bit of that fringes....
Lol... whats ur head shape?

[Gloomy]

Buy a different shampoo.

[Princess]

volumizing shampoo. or go to the salon and let them do their magic.

[azn4anime]

^ Holy crap cute bunnies.

And buy a diff shampoo. Its flat? Cant u spike it up or something? o_O

[RaisinBran]

Sticking a fork in an electrical socket might do the trick. LAWL. Good to see you btw..

[Xoltice]

Don't buy regular salon ticket next time:)

[KittySamurai]

Add some roo to YOUR doo!

[Xoltice]

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