well there is this handy website for translating languages:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
but the thing is, if you translate it twice, (english>japanese>english) it becomes interesting.
so here's what you do: go to the website, type in a phrase, translate it to japanese, copy the japanese, (if it turns into gibberish or boxes highlight and copy anyways) paste it into the translation box and translate it again to english. Post the results here.
I will start off
my mom made delicious brownies for me to eat
becomes
My mother because of me made the tasty brow knee in order to eat