double translated english!

[Argh]

well there is this handy website for translating languages:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
but the thing is, if you translate it twice, (english>japanese>english) it becomes interesting.
so here's what you do: go to the website, type in a phrase, translate it to japanese, copy the japanese, (if it turns into gibberish or boxes highlight and copy anyways) paste it into the translation box and translate it again to english. Post the results here.

I will start off

my mom made delicious brownies for me to eat
becomes
My mother because of me made the tasty brow knee in order to eat

[RaisinBran]

I would like to shove a red hot poker up your ass.

becomes

I you am slow, the fact that the poker where the top burns red is pushed is desired.

[Chicle]

so far everything i've been typing in comes back fine

[arrawrawr]

Go die in a fire = Disappear the matrix in a fire

i did it via french translation, btw. ;D

[Argh]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

becomes

Me milkshake must fill up teaches me to the yard, rather than your, being able my your thing, with that it is good their same types and boy everyone where you are better, with that it comes having ugly right

[arrawrawr]

my humps, my lovely lady lumps

becomes:

my bumps, my beautiful pieces of injury

kekeke.

[CptHowell]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Turns Into:

You take no human baby that in order to paint the wall? How you throw those eagerly, it depends.

[Argh]

I am doing my homework, yawn, it's so boring and I don't feel like doing it. But school it tomorrow and I better do it quick.

becomes

I have yawned my assignment, the air that does not do it is and therefore being bored and as for me it will do that. But if tomorrow you educate to that, I that it makes fast improve.

[RaisinBran]

Goodbye, farewell and thanks for all the fish.

becomes

They are to all fishes, the way if, farewell and appreciation.

Uhhhh, yeah.

[Argh]

Dude where's my car?
becomes
The man who is my car somewhere?