I'll try my best to help you overcome your overwhelming aura of noobness.
Randland Parody
Stupid cow. Stupid, stupid, stupid cow.
The faces of Hidden-Street, through the years
Damn, I thought I was the only one who noticed that. You're sharp man.
I better be careful. If I let this noobishness get out of hand, I could develop an inferiority complex. If that happened, my personality would probably mutate into something monstrous. I'd become some sort of pessimistic, cynical, overly-critical, short-tempered, bad-mouthed, conceited, condescending asshole.
Naaaah... that'd never happen. Not to me.
Randland Parody
Stupid cow. Stupid, stupid, stupid cow.
The faces of Hidden-Street, through the years
I doubt I'd ever get a Hot Sands topic directed towards me. It's true that I'm probably the best candidate for a good spanking, but I cover my flames so well that looks as if I'm really just arguing heatedly. On top of that, I never really get into arguments that I can't win, and when I do lose, I always get off on some technicality, and I end up winning by default. Straw man tactics ftw? I'm good at that. If I didn't get a Hot Sands topic by now, it's because you guys tolerate me completely.
Shame, really. I wouldn't want one that's half-hearted, I'd want to be able to argue right back. I don't know. Maybe I'm trying too hard to pick fights? Probably. I'm not going to bother acting out (more than I do already, har har), because then I'd get burned on the hot sands. Ah well. I'm still going to lurk the forum for good flaming/trolling positions, and I'm still going to be a complete moron when voicing my opinions. That's just me.
After reading this thread, all I have to say is.. Um. Yeah. *blank face*
You sure do have an interesting sense of humor. I also laughed 'cause half the people in the thread welcomed you without even figuring you've been around...
Anyhow I'm not gonna welcome you. 'cause I dun wanna! :D Oh but pass the cheese please.