Go die.

[Xorten]

... I HAVE TO DIE LAUGHING OR EXPLODE.


Get back at her. Talk in such a way, pointing out as much flaws, DONT GIVE HER BREATHING SPACE, and fricking 'pwn' her. She'll probably be gasping for breath when you walk away, which is what i can do.

E.G.
You filthy whore, you think you're better than me? *Girl tries to reply* Shut the hell up, *****, im not done yet, especially when you seriously have issues, MENTAL issues mind you, and you are a sadly self-concious nutf*ck. I expect you learnt this from your parents no doubt, the shame they should have....

Well, at least somewhat like that. It might stop her. Or challenge her OPENLY.

I think it's actually F*cknuts...sounds better. =D
And if she keeps coming onto you saying about your flaws try saying stuff like;
"Why the hell do you keep following me just to point out my flaws? You're wierd you freaky stalker person! "

[penguinzrock]

Nitpick her to death.

There's nothing a wannabe perfectionist hates more than getting nitpicked.

Do it after everything she says.

"Your tongue got lazy on the n."
"You applied the accent on the wrong syllable."

[sasukesanx]

Mmmkay.
The story is very simple. There's a girl in my class that I just want to shoot in the head.
Not to be creative about it, either.
She doesn't only pick on me, but the rest of the class - but still, the most, on me.
For some reason she thinks that she's better than me and I can't ever do anything right or good while she's miss Perfect. She's the most 'in your face' person I've ever met. I just wanted to let all this steam out. >.<
I really hope she gets expelled from school for doing something stupid (which she always does, but never gets caught).

once, a girl was bragging about her good grades and her never getting detention. The teacher gave her detention and her good grades almost got harmmed until she gave up and decided to go to detention

[KidGruesome]

Give her a kiss.

[Christian]

Give her a kiss.

She might be ugly.

[Hyperhal]

Give her a kiss.

I like where this is going

[OebanForsa]

just say 'cocks' every time she says something to you.

i garuntee she'll stay the fuck away from you.

[DLH]

I like where this is going

pedobear... well then again ani likes pedobear so I dunno.

[jFONG]

Man up. The next time she says something to her, sound as agressive as possible and yell "F*CK OFF" [provided there's no teachers or anything nearby], and proceed to insult or nitpick of necessary. There's nothing a pre-pube teen hates more than being screamed at, it'll take away her sense of power for that moment, and give you the chance to verbally murder her.

[Majal]

Just say 'cocks' every time she says something to you.

I guarantee she'll stay the fuck away from you.

Post of teh year!