Compliment Whores

[DLH]

Shouldn't the contents of the toilet bowl be all-black? No one ****s out noodles and meat.

ok a) I **** brown, not black. and b) I was eloquently saying that my puke is more hawt than Mpreg

[Bassz]

I ate a baby octopus before, but I swallowed the beak without realizing it. When I went to do my duty, it was like laying a pineapple ayayayyayy