"Hello, I'm Artemis Fowl the Third. You may have heard of my father, Artemis Fowl the Second. He's the first human to marry an elf. I've also forgotten to tell you. There are also people under our feet. You may believe me, and you may not. It is not my job to tell you this information. It is my father's job to tell you. You may have read my father's biography. This is mine."
*an: this is not real Artemis Fowl don't say anything about wrong info also whole story will be from Artemis point of view unless i say so*
"Oh wow. Thank you father!" I ran all out as my father said I
fianlly had my own one-of-a-kind LEP plasma screen computer. My father was a criminal mastermind when he was my age.