Naruto

[firewizardjt]

This is a short story on the Naruto anime. You decide whether this is a satire or an accurate reflection of the Naruto anime.




NARUTO SHIPPUDDEN ANIME EPISODE 301823501827450843




The roaring winds rock the broken bridge. Naruto, the protagonist, has anger management issues, resulting in him losing in a war of wills to a furry animal with nine *****s for tails. In the name of art, in the name of extending the episode length and in the name of adding quantity instead of quality, let us observe Naruto's face for 10 hours. We see blood dripping and flesh evaporating. These injuries should have killed him 100 episodes ago when the transformation started, but he miraculously survives due to the fox's magic, or perhaps because the anime producers want to earn more money.


After hours of observing his face, the scene changes to the antagonist, Orochimaru. Call 76540124 to visit Orochimaru, the man who made Michael Jackson seem like a little boy. We spend the next few years watching how Snake-man licks his lips and talks about how he's going to penetrate the emo-boy. Understandably, fox-boy is angry, since he wanted emo-boy for himself. However, this piece of information remains undisclosed, due to censorship on ****sexuality. Therefore, Naruto screams in rage and spends a few million centuries in remembrance of the times when he was an incompetent idiot and when he still had access to the services of the emo. Orochimaru, visably amused, taunts He Who Has Anger Problems. This gives rise to a situation where Orochimaru is crushed into the ground by Nartufox's Mucus-sneeze attack. Orochimaru proceeds to lie on the floor like an idiot, all the while admiring the strength of Naruto's nose power.

Naruto, still in a rabid frenzy, continues to have flashbacks. Although hese flashbacks are no more than a few seconds long, Naruto has the astounding ability to bore us to death by slowing time and lengthening the flashbacks to a few billion decades.

The scene changes to Sakura who also spends some TIME thinking of the past, where TIME is equal to or more than infinity. She then cries about how she has a crush on the emo and how she loves punching other people. The team leader, who is a wood pimp, chooses to confront Kabutops, Orochimaru's favourite pokemon. This confrontation, in which both sides stare at each other and deduce obvious facts, will last till the end of time.

[ClericLordLeo]

That was so accurate, I would think you where a storyboard writer for Shoen Jump(?)

[xkarumi]

Karumi gives two thumbs up.
(I would love to see an anime database that creates synopsis' like this. xD )