The rules are very simple. Each post is allowed to either add one word, subtract one word, or change one word. I'll start.
Green grass makes for excellent padding.
Hate is easy; love takes courage.
2/1/2010 - supalim becomes first to ever download an entire yobibyte of internet pizza
PENGUINZ 4 MOD 2012!
Bob's Grass makes you **** LOLCAT bricks.