Originally Posted by
masterchocobo
Chapter 1: Getting To Know The Army
First off, I'd like to say that this army had seen the worst of times. Primarily at the beginning. The field marshal, corporal, and I didn't exactly become buddy-pals when they first came to this world.
The sergeant is an expert in the arcane. Once we waged a mini-war against each other, over a dispute of whether or not priests of the faith should have the ability to use arrows like them archers.
The field marshal, well... actually, I can't remember why we had a quarrel. I could check the library where the everyday goings of the world are recorded, but I'm too lazy. Maybe some other time.
Like I said before, there are deities ruling over this realm. They were pitiful humans like us before, but they were promoted to rule over this realm with the two original gods, Cloudz and Saigo.
Some however, have been preoccupied with their own problems, and so, our most active deities are Turles, an obligatory cat lover, and Wigum, a furry who recently got married to the love of her life (which, worth noting, is not a deity).
That is not to say that we still have a few quarrels within the army. Recruit "Sonic the Hedgehog" has been launching attacks without his superior's approval (not that he really needs any, but...)
Oh! I forgot to mention this! The army is purely militia; that is to say, when there is no danger, the army does not exist until a threat arises to take over HS.
Needless to say, our skills have not waned. We shall teach our new recruits, including a young cadet named Brigade the art of vanquishing the foe and preserving the tranquility of HS.
I warn you Brigade; it is a treacherous journey up ahead. Strive on! Strive!