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    Quote Originally Posted by Void. View Post
    just stop frontin' your username is sasuke-kun
    and you just tryna be, you is gonna get shunned
    btch, i dont have to prove to you i do drugs cuz
    it's what comforts me when my mom aint there to give them hugs
    i listen to real music, it's called hip hop
    i smoke maryjane cuz its what makes my pain stop
    so dont even try to argue im some wussy
    you're calling out your mom's big, fat pu'ssy

    i tagged that sht up last night
    fcked her so hard, it was so tight
    oh oops, i also gave her a black eye
    i'm sorry, this aint no lie
    ask your mom where she got her bust lip
    or why her p'ussy is sore and rip'd
    dont believe her lie, she never tripped and fell
    next time, recommend her some lubricant gel
    Is that all you can do, bringing my mom against me?
    That just goes below the level of my degree!
    I can beat you lyrically and physically,
    so dont tempt me,
    cause id grab your feet and drag you all the way down in the lake, b!
    then spit on you, wishing you didnt talk about my mom
    making me go off like I was a time bomb!

    Your no match for me and i never back down,
    even if the dude isnt good at all, he just uses common nouns
    this dude wastin my time now, so im goin off to bed
    or else he'd end up with a brain dead
    acting like the living dead,
    making all this stupid ruckus when its all up in his head
    when in reality my rhymes just put him to shreds!

    Maha!

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    "I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky.
    I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasuke-Kun View Post
    Is that all you can do, bringing my mom against me?
    That just goes below the level of my degree!
    I can beat you lyrically and physically,
    so dont tempt me,
    cause id grab your feet and drag you all the way down in the lake, b!
    then spit on you, wishing you didnt talk about my mom
    making me go off like I was a time bomb!

    Your no match for me and i never back down,
    even if the dude isnt good at all, he just uses common nouns
    this dude wastin my time now, so im goin off to bed
    or else he'd end up with a brain dead
    acting like the living dead,
    making all this stupid ruckus when its all up in his head
    when in reality my rhymes just put him to shreds!

    Maha!

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    (dayum nig, you flow nicely. good sht, i think i've met my match =])

    your rhymes are so easy to beat
    i be doing my hw with one hand, head bobbing to the beat
    one hand doing my chemistry homework,
    the other spittin' lyrics that make your brain hurt
    dazzling you like you're a flirt
    ooh, get out, theres a fire starting here, take off your shirt

    its a lonely tuesday night
    but its all good, i'm flowing good tonight
    bring your game up, you cat
    ill hit you up fat
    and dank like my weed
    make you breathe, cough, choke, and see the prophecy
    of me spitting rhymes so hard
    making you wish this time you didnt see
    the ghetto master MC
    hey, yeah that's me
    you dont mess with me, you see?

    did i ever tell you about the time
    i went back in time
    kicked it with tupac and easy e
    nggas stole my sht, thats how they got rich
    because of me
    i take bigger hits from the bong
    thats the time the words form in my mouth
    and make a song, like king kong beating his chest all day long
    look at this freestyle, it just keeps going
    when will i ever stop flowing?
    how about right now, cus i gotta go
    this rhyme killed you,
    thank you for attending the V-O-I-D dot show

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    i cant rap, i cant rhyme
    no green for me, cant smoke that dime
    hiddenstreet, your wasting time
    listenin' here, to my rhyme

    lolwat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Void. View Post
    (dayum nig, you flow nicely. good sht, i think i've met my match =])

    your rhymes are so easy to beat
    i be doing my hw with one hand, head bobbing to the beat
    one hand doing my chemistry homework,
    the other spittin' lyrics that make your brain hurt
    dazzling you like you're a flirt
    ooh, get out, theres a fire starting here, take off your shirt

    its a lonely tuesday night
    but its all good, i'm flowing good tonight
    bring your game up, you cat
    ill hit you up fat
    and dank like my weed
    make you breathe, cough, choke, and see the prophecy
    of me spitting rhymes so hard
    making you wish this time you didnt see
    the ghetto master MC
    hey, yeah that's me
    you dont mess with me, you see?

    did i ever tell you about the time
    i went back in time
    kicked it with tupac and easy e
    nggas stole my sht, thats how they got rich
    because of me
    i take bigger hits from the bong
    thats the time the words form in my mouth
    and make a song, like king kong beating his chest all day long
    look at this freestyle, it just keeps going
    when will i ever stop flowing?
    how about right now, cus i gotta go
    this rhyme killed you,
    thank you for attending the V-O-I-D dot show
    yo check it, i dont need time to think, i freestyle all the way
    i spit hot fire and ignite the day, so step away
    cuhz whenever i bring up the heat
    youll know the day is complete,
    with me,
    leo,
    wrecking this, freestyle!
    im killin' it with all my swagga
    brought to you by the official slaya!

    and stop with all the ghetto shi't
    bringing in tupac and biggie to this spit,
    the only dude who you can even work wit,
    is will smith,
    talking about parents and gettin' jiggy wit' it
    while i chill with eminem and nas makin anotha' hit
    so you betta forfeit
    cuhz ima commit, a legit,
    way to beat you
    without havin' to kill you
    so get off my dic'k and quit
    cuhz my freestyle's gon make you stuck, thinkin what to say
    like jumpin' up in a tar pit,
    and bit by bit, youll sink slowly waitin to die at the end of the day!

    P.S. Think of my exclamation points as me going hard. : )
    And this freestyling battles are fun! Who else wants a piece of me? I SPIT HOT FIRAAAH.
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    "I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky.
    I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie"

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    ngga please, you think youre all that
    when your rhymes stink like hot doody shat
    i'll roll you up and smoke you like a blunt
    the smell of weed so heavenly like a fresh c'unt
    i'll make you extinct with my rhymes
    like the dinosaurs in the prehistoric times
    dont even try, you're no match for me
    when my free style makes you stop in your tracks so suddenly
    making your lyrics seem so weak and feebly
    you have no fire, i extinguished it so easily
    my mouth is a fire hose, i'll drench your ass out fabulously

    you say you hit it with eminem and nas
    you dumb ass,
    why you claiming, when all you spit out is burping gas
    you wont get into the industry, believe me
    just stick it to your 8th grade class poetry
    dont be a fake, just be yourself honestly
    youre just a fa'g c'unt, dont get near me please

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    Haha, this thread is rather interesting. Not all of it rhymes although it seems like it, and sometimes acronyms are used and I'm not sure if I should be expanding them or not, but heh...
    Gone with the wind

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDFA View Post
    (Yoooouuuu!)
    Soulja boy I tell 'em
    Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
    (Yoooouuuu!)
    You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
    (Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

    [Chorus: x2]
    Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
    Watch me Crank It
    Watch me Roll
    Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
    Then Super Man Dat Hoe
    Now, Watch me You...
    (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
    Now, Watch me You...
    (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
    Now, Watch me You...
    (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
    Now, Watch me You...
    (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

    [Verse 1:]
    Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
    Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
    Super Man Dat Hoe
    Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
    Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
    Jocking On Them Haterz Man
    When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
    I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
    (Now You)
    I'm Jocking On Yo ***** Ass
    And If We Get The Fightin
    Then I'm ****ing On Your *****
    You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
    Yes I Crank It Everyday
    Haterz Get Mad Cause
    "I Got Me some Bathing Apes"

    [Chorus x2]

    [Verse 2:]
    I'm bouncin' on my toe
    Watch me super soak dat oh
    I'ma pass it to Arab
    And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

    Haterz wanna be me
    Soulja Boy, I'm the man
    They be lookin' at my neck
    Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
    Watch me do it, watch me do it
    Dance, dance
    Let get to it, let get to it

    Nope, you can't do it like me
    Doe, so don't do it like me
    Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
    Man that damn was ugly

    [Chorus x2]

    I'm To Clean Off In This Hoe
    Watch Me Crank And
    Watch Me Roll
    Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
    Then Super soak That Hoe,
    Super Soak That Hoe [x9]
    I'm to Fresh Off In This *****
    Watch Me Show
    Now Watch Me Gig
    Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
    And Superman That *****,
    Superman That *****,
    Superman That *****,
    Superman That *****,
    Superman that *****
    (Awwwwwww) (You)

    [Chorus x2]
    i was reading this and i saw a soulja boy ad on top of this page

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanG328 View Post
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