Hmm..okay. I'm going to stay away from this A4A/Supaslime frenzy until I have a better grip on it.
Anyway, you've already guessed who victim no. 1 is, but since you edited it out, I'll give a hint for others to solve.
Victim no. 1 and I are customary friends and ex-guildies.
Victim no. 2 and I both regularly visit a certain board.