I might as well say this as someone is going to bring it up.
I really did get hacked. However, I lent some of my stuff to a friend, and after I got hacked, I asked to get my stuff back. And he gave it to me. I already explained it to you. You were just to caught up to believe it.
In case you noticed, I quit, and my character ZappyPants is still stripped if you want to see it.