Dajnmonkey's Choose Your Own Adventure : Volume 3 - Level 70!

[dajnmonkey]

Welcome to my third choose your own adventure (or lack thereof) fanfic!

The formatting is simple- you will start by reading a paragraph or two, then you will be asked to skip to another part based off what you wish the protagonist (or antagonist) to do! Also, no cheating.

This is volume three - Level 70! (A.K.A. OMG GRINDING SUCKS.)

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Start:
After many months of grinding and PQing, you've finally made your 3rd job advancement! It's about time too! All that PQing has gotten boring by this point. Anyways, you've just advanced and you're on your way to... wait, what were you about to do?

LMPQ more- Skip to section A
Grind more- Skip to section B
KS Newbs!- Skip to section C


Section A

Spoiler!

You decide to go back to PQing as you were before. Sure it will be boring, but hey, you've got a cool new skill! You can try testing it out on these same old monsters, it should make PQing fun again! Right? Right?
WRONG. It's fun for about 10%, then gets boring again. Man, you really have better things to be doing than this. Like studying for that upcoming test. Or you know, anything but this.
If you decide to leech off your party, go to A1.
If you decide to try and PQ while doing studying, go to A2.

Section A1

Spoiler!

Yeah, okay, forget this, I'm leeching. And you pull it off perfectly! You go into room 6 and say, "I think I'll go to room 7." Then in room 7, say "I think I'll go to room 6." In reality, you go to room 9 and AFK in the corner, waiting for the rest of your party to show up. While this plan seems perfect, it's not. The party HP bar reveals your hiding spot, and you get defamed, reported and booted from the party. The next day, you're banned for harassment. Great. GAME OVER.

Section A2

Spoiler!

You decide multitasking is the best answer. You can't possibly be bored of two things at once!
Turns out, you can. In fact, it never occurred to you that PQing and studying at the same time would be twice as boring as any one of them alone! You fall asleep at the computer screen, and wake up hours later. Somehow, you never get past level 70, and you fail that test. GAME OVER, AND NOT JUST MAPLESTORY EITHER.

Section B

Spoiler!

Grindgrindgrind. The new skills and slightly altered appearance of your avatar should make grinding a whole lot quicker! JUST KIDDING. You actually start to die of boredom. You're going to have to come up with a new idea, and fast! There are vultures!
If you decide to do something else for a while, go to B1.
If you decide to buckle down and grind more, go to B2.

Section B1

Spoiler!

You go do something else for a while, what it is doesn't matter, and frankly you could care less. It's a relaxing break from MapleStory, in fact, you don't even know why you played that silly old game in the first place. You sell your account to some guy from school who doesn't know how to grind, and enjoy the rest of your life! GAME OVER. I MEAN MAPLESTORY, OTHERWISE, EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN PLANNED!

Section B2

Spoiler!

You stop being a baby, and start being a MAN! Or woman, whichever one you choose. You grind for weeks, months, A WHOLE YEAR! You finally get to level 200! w00t! Now what?
If you get godly equips, go to B2a.
If you make a new character, go to B2b.

Section B2a

Spoiler!

You decide to merchant forever to get equips that are the very best. Like no one ever was. And you do. Because you are the very best. At MapleStory though, nothing else really. YOU WIN! SORt of...

Section B2b

Spoiler!

You make a new character and start all over. This time, with some more experience than you've ever had, not to mention funding. It gets to level 70.
If you keep going, go to Start.
If you quit MapleStory, go to B2b1.

B2b1

Spoiler!

You quit. GAME OVER. WHY DID YOU EVEN CHOOSE THIS OPTION YOU'RE SO DUMB.

Section C

Spoiler!

You KS noobs because that's what MapleStory is all about.
It's a good thing they're noobs too, so they can't do much about it. This is actually really fun.
If you keep KSing noobs, go to C1.
If you stop KSing noobs and grind, go to Section B.
If you stop KSing noobs and PQ, go to Section C.

Section C1.

Spoiler!

You keep Ksing noobs. THIS IS SO AMAZING, WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF IT EARLIER?
You get so many memories of hilarious quotes including 'fakfaf' 'fufoof' and 'yuks?'
If you keep KSing noobs, go to C1a.
If you stop KSing and PQ, go to Section A.
If you stop KSing and grind, go to Section B.

Section C1a

Spoiler!

It's no longer about KSing noobs anymore, it's about DESTROYING THEM. You COMPLETELY TAKE OVER Henesys and become it's new king.
If you rule with an iron fist, go to C1a1.
If you rule with an ever iron-er fist, go to C1a2.

Section C1a1

Spoiler!

You KS with the full extent of your KSing power, and manage to ruin your kingdom. WOW GOOD GOING NOOB. YOU LOSE.

Section C1a2.

Spoiler!

You Ks, and KS some more. You even hire workers to KS other maps, even maps that aren't in Victoria Island! Eventually, the whole planet, no, the WHOLE INTERNET is being Ksed by your might. Then one day, while getting groceries, you KS yourself by accident and die a horribly embarrassing death. GAME OVER. YOU WIN I GUESS.

Well, that was the whole adventure. I hope you enjoyed it, whether you got banned or became king of the world!

[RavenBlade]

Epic story + revelations is epic.

[Wyatt]

So my fortune is to sell my account? SWEEEET!

[Lunasaku]

(pardon my necro, but it's technically not a necro since the fanfiction section is given so little attention anyway)

you mean there were others before this?
because this is awesome.

[RavenBlade]

Here : browse through these : http://www.hidden-street.net/forum/s...searchid=56933

Here's another one :
http://www.hidden-street.net/forum/t...unterAdventure!




I love this dood.

[ratski9]

I cannot stop KSing noobs...it's bad