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    Quote Originally Posted by DLH View Post
    but I was peeing and therefore vulnerable.
    I'm only asking because I'm young, naive, and never been to a ******, but what could he have done to you; an old man?
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    Peeing men are vulnerable to fire. Old men know fire spells.

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    I was skurd is all.

    if I had called him out he might have approached me, then I'd have to pee on him and start a huge fight only to be dragged out by security with my ***** hanging out, all on my GF's birthday. (she just hit 21, ergo ******).

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    I never shower after breakfast.
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    I was conceived around 4-5am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasudoken View Post
    And how are we suppose to clean it?
    wank in the shower


    also i don't get why you guys are so afraid of public toilet seats, they're just as clean as the ones at home, your not going to get crabs from ass hair and there are cleaners in there regularly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksidehero View Post
    also i don't get why you guys are so afraid of public toilet seats, they're just as clean as the ones at home, your not going to get crabs from ass hair and there are cleaners in there regularly.
    You don't live where we live.

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    i do the hover trick on public seats. and i never touch the flush button with my hands ( I generally use my foot). When you think about it, everyone that touches the flush lever has just wiped or shaked if they're a guy. That's probably the worst part of the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksidehero View Post
    wank in the shower


    also i don't get why you guys are so afraid of public toilet seats, they're just as clean as the ones at home, your not going to get crabs from ass hair and there are cleaners in there regularly.
    Have you ever seen a men's bathroom in a college dorm at the end of a weekend?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wigum View Post
    i do the hover trick on public seats.
    I just put a layer of toilet paper on the seat should the time come for #2.
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    yes but guys are lucky. Girls have to sit EVERY time they go potty, not just for #2 which as we all know girls don't do. But if I did have to go #2 i would certainly just wait till i got home where i could sit without fear.

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