Clean your hands.

[Tesiqurasa]

yes but guys are lucky. Girls have to sit EVERY time they go potty, not just for #2 which as we all know girls don't do. But if I did have to go #2 i would certainly just wait till i got home where i could sit without fear.

But if we have an especially heavy bladder and pee at a urinal, it has major splatter. Can't notice it in jeans, but when I wore khakis in high school, you'd definitely notice the small splash marks for a couple minutes.

[Wigum]

Thats gross XD. Learn to control the flow.

Also, i have a strange fascination with urinal cakes. I've never seen one in person but the concept that people sometimes put advertisements on them astounds me XD

[FailFTW]

But if we have an especially heavy bladder and pee at a urinal, it has major splatter. Can't notice it in jeans, but when I wore khakis in high school, you'd definitely notice the small splash marks for a couple minutes.

lern2aim

Those urinal screens and cakes not only mask the smell of piss everywhere, it does seem to contain most of the splatter.

[DLH]

If I can, I get a wad of toilet paper wet (from the sink ofcourse) with soap and wipe down the seat before I poop. If I can't wipe it down and it doesn't look nasty I can still sit there, but there is still a constant fear of splashback.

When I was little I was heavily influenced by the news (I was afraid of E. coli from pink steak for the longest time). There was one story where a woman in Florida got bit by a spider while sitting on a public toilet; I can't remember the spider's name, but it came in fruit crates from outside of the country. Even today I cannot tolerate the thought of a spider bite on the ptoochi.

[rasudoken]

I can hold it in if I need to defecate and I'm somewhere public.

[StormBreaker]

I've never used an urinal and I don't think I ever will. When I go to a public toilet, I find a room for one and do whatever I have to do, no hygienic worries.

[Tesiqurasa]

I can hold it in if I need to defecate and I'm somewhere public.

I was that way until college. I learned the small pleasures of pooping in public.

[Wigum]

... XD

please enumerate on said pleasures... cause i can't think of one....

[nanop44]

Your large intestine is at its breaking point. You are 40 minutes from home.
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[FailFTW]

>go in bush_