Clean your hands.

[StormBreaker]

I've personally held my pee for like 40~50 mins before in an epic DotA game, both teams just couldn't get an obvious edge lolz.....

D: 40-50 minutes? Ahh

[blub212212]

once i held mine for like 9 hours because i was playing super smash bros melee when i was 10.
loved that game

[JuCi]

I like to have an audience when I drop a deuce in a public bathroom.

It's even better if you scream "OH GOD, WHY IS THERE BLOOD!?" while you do it to ensure you not only have everyone's attention, but you won't have to worry about someone trying to open the stall you're in to take a dump too.


(I wish I could find one that said "Teh moar u no")

[emailbox]

i dislike how painful it is to urinate when you've been holding it in to long.

[blub212212]

i dislike when people say "why didn't you go before" when you say you need to go
You gotta start needing to "go" sometime, who says it cant be at that moment

[Tesiqurasa]

i dislike how painful it is to urinate when you've been holding it in to long.

That's part of the pleasure.

[StormBreaker]

i dislike when people say "why didn't you go before" when you say you need to go
You gotta start needing to "go" sometime, who says it cant be at that moment

I feel you, my mom does it all the time

[rasudoken]

That's part of the pleasure.

Are you a Masochist?

[emailbox]

yeah he is
don't ask how i know. bad memories.

[FailFTW]

"why didn't you go before"
Because I didn't HAVE to go earlier. I can't force piss out.