Imagine this:Originally Posted by Wigum
You're stuck in lecture...about halfway through. You feel a rumblin in your tumblin. It starts burning and twisting forcing sweat out of every pore in your body. The bathroom in the hall is dirty and old, but it's your only choice. You run in and quickly place layers of TP over the crusted lid. Even though it only takes a few seconds, it will seem like an eternity as your self control begins to fade. Finally, you sit down JUST AS ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN! Obviously, you can't release now. The idiot takes forever at the sink, and you want to scream, "gtfo of the bathroom!" But you don't. You hold it until he leaves and finally release. That one instant is pure joy. For the next five minutes, your stomach feels more at ease than it ever has before.
That is the pleasure of a public bathroom.
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