So the last 5 days of mine have been plagued by my left parotid gland. Due to an unknown reason, it became clogged and nearly became infected. I went into urgent care at the start of second day of swelling and had blood taken. They said lab results will be complete the same afternoon. I have yet to get any news on the lab results.

Anyway, I was told by the doctor there to document progress with mugshots for when I go in for a check up. I will be dumping these mugshots here.

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Day 1

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Day 2

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Day 3

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Day 4

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Day 5

If you want to compare my normal face to the swelling, this is the only selfie I could find on my phone. It is decently recent.
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