Sounds like you have a case of: NORMALITY
To get rid of such effects, quickly dunk your hair in a giant vat of Gell-O, put your hair in some sort of style+5, and let it dry.
OR
Start a World War. It's what Hitler did. And everyone knows Hitler had dull, flat, SATANIC, greasy hair.
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of not lots of acne! What're you going to do next?