Rofl, that's funny :D
I got a voicemail from this girl at the gym (who I barely knew - I mean, when I was a freshman in HS, she was a junior...) and she's pretending to be her best friend (using her best friend's name), so, she calls saying things like "hey, I have not been able to stop thinking about you, omg, like, last time we talked, we really connected on a higher level" -
Umm, no, last time we talked, she called me saying she thinks I have this nice physique, and she's calling me things like hot, sexy, etc. - and I'm freaking out because I don't even know this skank!!! We talked like TWICE in high school, we met at the gym, and I made the mistake of saying "Hey, about we exchange #'s or something to keep in touch" - (NEVER. AGAIN. WILL I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.)
So, she's saying "I wanna take things to the next level, cuz the other day I saw you walk by and you have a REALLY nice butt! I can tell you've been toned!..."
And at this part, I AM FREAKING OUT.
Apparently though, my sis knew this girl and cleared things up - "It's just a prank, she's not really psycho over you, in fact, that's not even -------, that's ---" (I mean, I'm scared to freaking death here...), and she gives me info about how they just like to prank guys like this or something.
WHATEVER!!! Call guys who are into the pick-up-lines-and-buy-me-a-drink-and-let's-sleep-together-and-move-on-the-next-morning, but leave me the hell out of this!!! <_<
You can pretend to be the employee of the month, and then give out candy bars to everyone and make a big deal about it. As https://www.bestessays.com.au/custom_term_paper.php said This will certainly be a great prank to play on friends and family, and it is relatively easy to pull off.