How to get a BF in MS

[Elixer]

Well, in my last guide a lot of girls were complaining about the guide. I didn't realize why at first, but now I know.
The girls were angry that all the boys had ways to pick them up, but the girls had no way to get a BF. Well, problem solved. Here is my latest guide on how to get a BF.

1. Do lots of stripteases in FM Ch 1. This means one by one take off your equips and drop them. The higher level equips they are = more attractive. If people pick them up, that means it's working.

2. Same with GF's, only go for people with NX. Don't ever forget that NX = Rich in real life, No NX = Homeless, proceed with making fun of them.

3. Only go for manly BF's that are level 180+. Any other BF will just desert you. If you feel this is a bit too high of a level, go level 170+.

4. Don't refer to them as 'boyfriends'. Call them storage people with only deposit and no withdrawl. This is a MAJOR turn-on for boys.

5. Have a long chat with the guy, and right before he leaves tell him you just farted in real life, then log off. After this, the boy will always want more of you.

6. super-Megaphone a LOT. Say things like "OMG!! <insert boy that you saw walk by you here> JUST ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!!!!"

7. Threaten people that you are extremely talented in Photoshop and will be able to mix their character into a picture of a Hacker unless they go out with you. Another hot turn-on.

8 Spam the boy whispers with the lyrics to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". Boys will play hard to get by saying stuff like "I'm going to report you" and "Get the **** away from me" buy just persist and they'll give in.

9. Say you are from Iraq. No explanation needed.

10. After you have found a boyfriend, make sure not to give him all your money at once, because then he will leave you for someone else. Give your money in 100,000 meso sets, then he will have to wait until you run out of money to leave you.

Many ladies have tried to pick me up, and these are the things that got me on the most. I nearly **** my pants when a chick did #8.

[B2Zed]

Reality is that most of these girls online are probably male pedifiles secking butt secks with vulnerable people like for example you in this case. The lowest way to get girls are through online dating and worst in online games. Worst... story... ever... Now you get stabbed in the eye by a the purple eye stabber.

[J&JBros]

Is this another in-depth Maple relationship guide from Basil? This one seems more original, so I'm guessing you made it.

Lol @ 1,3,4,7 (ROFL), 8, and 9.

[vladekxbootes]

Your guides are a joke, you know that right.

[Elixer]

What are you talking about? My guides are amazing.

Also, I tried to post on BM but it just says "If you want to talk about the patch, blah, want to talk about blah blah..." etc. I did write this. I don't want anyone else taking credit for my hard work to get BF's and GF's together.

[vladekxbootes]

Your saying that people that dont have NX are homeless, now do i have to WACK SOME SENSE INTO YOU BOY. You might spend $50 on stupid mega phones saying I <3 blah blah blah and you get your stupid cyber while other peolpe spend the $50 on something nice like roses and maybe get some real sex. YOU ARE PATHETIC and any one that actually follow this **** is to.

[MagicalBow]

Number 8 is ftw.
I think I'ma try that in English to random Korean girl Maplers and see what they do lol.
I don't even care that the genders are reversed.

[Pell]

I'd considered bashing this for being ridiculous, pointless, and degrading, but in reality anyone that actually tries for a random "girlfriend/boyfriend" over Maple kind of deserves crap like this...

[jmd14]

O yea dude...of course...the girls r going to look for a lvl170+ Bf in ms...of course...OUR BEST PLAYER IS LVL16X LOL.

[Pell]

O yea dude...of course...the girls r going to look for a lvl170+ Bf in ms...of course...OUR BEST PLAYER IS LVL16X LOL.

Check the standings again. Tiger hit 180 recently. Doesn't dilute your point any, though.